NFL Week 5 Predictions

Same thing as last week so let's get right down to it.

Rams vs Seahawks

Russell Wilson will need to run from Aaron Donald and probably need some Advil to protect himself behind that "offensive line".

Rams 26, Seahawks 17

Saints vs Football Team

Saints, how do you lose to the Giants? Football Team, you are lucky the Falcons choked that game away and you are also lucky you are playing Jameis Winston.

Football team 16 Saints 6

Jets vs Falcons

Congrats Jets you actually won a game and you have a winnable game against the Falcons. Except when do you ever win 2 games especially when would you ever win a game in London.

Falcons 28, Jets 7

Packers vs Bengals

Sorry Bengals but your easy schedule is over and you must play a real team.

Packers 36, Bengals 9

Lions vs Vikings

It's Jared Goff Vs Kirk Cousins. The Lions roster is just straight garbage and will 100% lose this game.

Vikings 16, Lions 6

Broncos vs Steelers

Sorry Broncos, I'm sorry you had to play a real team and not be undefeated on an easy schedule. The Steelers offense is so weak that my Dad can most likely throw farther and run faster than Ben Roethlisberger.

Broncos 20, Steelers 10

Dolphins vs Bucs

Hey guys I don't know if you heard but Tom Brady is now the all-time passing yard leader. But the Dolphins are garbage and need an offense as much humans need the air to breathe.

Bucs 41, Dolphins 16

Panthers vs Eagles

Congrats Panthers, you got Stephon Gilmore and now you get to face a horrible team in the Eagles. As for the Eagles... Jalen Hurts looks promising even though he has 1 receiver that can catch. I just don't understand where you can get better receivers( COUGH the NFL draft COUGH)

Panthers 34, Eagles 6

Titans vs Jaguars

The Titans lost to the Jets and the Jaguars are losing because of Urban Myer. How do both of these teams stink?

Titans:6, Jaguars 6

Patriots vs Texans

A team that just traded their best player vs a team that has their best player holding out. This game should be interesting... real interesting

Patriots 23, Texans 3

Bears vs Raiders

Did you know that the Raiders traded Khalil Mack? Justin Fields is going to wish he was able to stay in college.

Raiders: 23 Bears: 9

Browns vs Chargers

Its Justin Herbert vs Baker Mayfield and the Browns running game. both of these teams have horrible owners but at least the Chargers have Dean "Thanos" and will just get rid of half the NFL to win.

Chargers 37 Browns 31

Giants vs Cowboys

This matchup is simple Daniel Jones fumbles 3 times and the Cowboys defense plays horrible. The Cowboys unfortunately has a great offense so they will win unless Dad Prescott gets injured again.

Cowboys: 26. Giants 12

Cardinals vs 49ers

The Cardinals are the last undefeated team while the 49ers lost Jimmy Garoppolo. The 49ers loose because there offense is as weak as Ben Roethlisberger's arm.

Cardinals: 23. 49ers:3

Bills vs Chiefs

A AFC championship rematch where hopefully this time we get a actual game and not a blowout. I think that Josh Allen and the Bills defense will be too much for Kansas City as Patrick Mahomes won't be able to escape the pressure.

Bills 28, Chiefs 24

Colts vs Ravens

Yawn Ravens win because Carson Wentz gets injured... again.

Ravens 34 Colts 16

See you next time.