Ode To The NFL Playoffs

NFC Teams

The Eagles earned top seed in the East

Even after letting the Commanders feast

The Niners dream to go all the way

Depends on Mr. Irrelevant's play

The Vikings were great in one-score games

But their fans know they're destined for pain

The Bucs have Brady, which gives them a chance

Are his teammates good enough for one last dance?

Last year the Cowboys couldn't tell time

But at least they have Trevon... #PatriotPride

The Giants may not have much playoff time

Since they're counting on greatness from Danny Dimes

Letting Russ cook didn't work for Seattle

But now they know Geno is ready to battle

AFC Teams

The Chiefs still have Patrick Mahomes

Who other teams wish they could clone

The Bills brought everyone together

To pray for Damar and he got better

The Bengals nearly won it all last year

And Burrow to Chase is a combo to fear

The Jaguars ended the Titans run

Watch out! They are good and extremely young

Nobody knows what Coach Staley was thinking,

Now Mike Williams is out and the Chargers are sinking

The Ravens offense without Lamar

Is as good as a World Cup in Qatar

Waddle and Hill are always a worry

But no Tua means they’ll be out in a hurry

Ok I'm sick of rhyming I'll give you my predictions and a name for each of the games.

Seahawks vs 49ers AKA Battle of Big Time QBs are Overrated

49ers 24, Seahawks 17

Chargers vs Jaguars AKA The Battle of The Next Generation

Chargers 28, Jaguars 22

Dolphins vs Bills AKA Battle of Where's The Defense

Bills 41, Dolphins 17(No Tua) :(

Giants vs Vikings AKA Battle of Frauds

Vikings 20,Giants 7

Ravens vs Bengals AKA Battle of No Lamar

Bengals 38, Ravens 10

Cowboys vs Bucs AKA Battle of Inconsistency

Cowboys 30, Bucs 29